i am infinitely fond of people who leave interesting papers lying around.
as a child, i often collected small scraps of papers i found torn and tossed on lawns or playgrounds. they were usually mundane: grocery lists, to-do reminders, business cards. occasionally i would find something really interesting: a personal letter, an old postcard, a 1950s photograph.
now i work in a restaurant and people leave papers lying around all the time. they’re generally receipts, movie ticket stubs or gum wrappers. in the ever-more-evangelical overland park, diners often left “business cards for christ”– little pocket size pamphlets about jesus, or a particular church, damnation or salvation. this is not popular in lawrence.
what is favored instead is the gifting or “tipping” of small tokens. it might be a postage stamp sized sticker, a photobooth picture featuring an unrecognizable man in 3D glasses, or a card from an obscure boardgame (“your navigational experience is needed– move to the head of the fleet”).
sometimes people leave more substantial papers as well. today a couple left behind a 2-page photocopied document written in a wiry little script. i believe it is a poem, although the writing on the original document is quite large, making the line breaks seem very prose-like. nevertheless… this little piece of work was the most exciting thing i’ve found in a while.
here it is…
The Chef Baker
(c) 2009, Mr. James William Miller
Alive as the air became in
the kitchen, the wonderful loaves
of bread, hot as fresh pancakes
with the smell of maple syrup,
the chef baker left the hot water
faucet water running. At midnight
the loaves floated above the
bread pans as the water
ran out of the windows and
doors. Made you think that
a submarine was submerging
emptying the ballasts for
submersion. It all happened
on Massachusetts Street.
A police officer couldn’t
spell Massachusetts in his
police report, so he had
a hitch on the building
with rollers beneath
the building, and pulled
and rolled the building
to New Jersey Street.